Navy Captain T-Shirts

To Captain John - Top Secret....For your Aye Only.

"When I lost my rifle, the army charged me £1000."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Captain in a storm

Servicemen.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

The Dubloon Stops Here

Sailor in Car.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Welsh airport arrivals.

Sea weed harvest.

Lighthouse Beam.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Lifesaver!

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

COWMIKAZES

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.