Navy Captain Mugs

To Captain John - Top Secret....For your Aye Only.

"When I lost my rifle, the army charged me £1000."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Servicemen.

Captain in a storm

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

The Dubloon Stops Here

Sailor in Car.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Welsh airport arrivals.

Sea weed harvest.

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Lighthouse Beam.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Lifesaver!

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

COWMIKAZES

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.