Navigation Debaters Gifts

In one mile, take Exit 82. Are you nuts? That route is all stoplights! It's still faster! What? What version ARE you? ONE of us has to turn off our GPS.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Lost around a military base.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Recalculating!

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

A series of Exit signs.

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

'I am not lost - I just no longer have my bearings, okay?'

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'

"Has our apologist been alerted?"

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

You Are Here

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

Exit/Missed it/Next Time Listen To Your Wife!

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Recalculating!