Navigating Toddler Years Gifts

'Sorry about that - Harry's into everything at the moment.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

A young Don King

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Swan Fairy Tales

"He likes it."

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

The No No No's

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'At lone at last.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

A mum trying to dry an excited child

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

"She does this when she's tired."

Quiet Time

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

"I know he's little, but he uses it."