Navigating Toddler Years Prints

'Sorry about that - Harry's into everything at the moment.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

A young Don King

Swan Fairy Tales

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"He likes it."

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

The No No No's

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'At lone at last.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

A mum trying to dry an excited child

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

"She does this when she's tired."

Quiet Time

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

'Excuse me mom, I've got to take a call.'

"I'm not against having more children, I'd just like to finish with this one first."

"I know he's little, but he uses it."