Navigating Remote Learning Pillows

Homeschooling during lockdown

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Wasn't it your turn to drop him to online school?!"

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

"Eee sir! I'd completely forgotten that you've got legs!"!

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

"Remote teaching isn't good for torturing a substitute. For that you need a live audience."

University Challenged

"Distance Learning"

"Check out this live stream."

Teaching from Home

I didn't realize we were on spring break this week.

'Wow! My distance learning professor sent me an assignment.'

"O.K. Kindergarten friends, let's sing together... 'If you're happy and you know it - and you've washed your hands for at least 20 seconds and you've squirted some sanitizer on them - clap your hands.'"

"Before remote teaching, this would've been three days off."

"What's wrong, Lassie? Did Timmy forget his remote learning login username and password again?"

Breakout Room

There are lessons to be learned from lockdown

"Come down and do your school work, you little beggar."

"I think John is really getting into making remote teaching videos."

Long distance education

"I've become a more effective teacher with 'distance learning'."

'Ever since she got that MBA on the Internet, she's been impossible to live with.'

"He SAYS that's his classroom, but looks to me like he's found some old reruns of Hollywood Squares!"

"I didn't have time to take him to the dog trainer. Luckily, they have an online course."

'You get the entire financial course which includes the books you will never read, the DVD which you will never watch, and the financial journal which you will never use, all for the low price of only $200.'

Remote learning