Navigating Relationship Challenges Pillows

"Technically, we have an open marriage, but so far there's just Michael and me."

"We've all got different ways of showing affection."

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

'Great Therapy!'

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"We don't talk anymore."

'Well I wouldn't have to fake orgasms if you didn't fake foreplay!'

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

DIY marriage counseling.

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

'How long have you been fighting?'

Relationship Issues.

Well, if being married isn't grounds for divorce, I'd like to know what is"

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

Worm Bed

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

"See how controlling he is?!"

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

"I feel I'm losing touch with the unrealistic view I have of him."

"This isn't working. We have nothing in common."

'We were so attracted to each other - now we're just poles apart'