Navigating Long Distance Relationship Gifts

"Not another virtual tour of your apartment, OK?"

So Close..

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Missing You.

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

Did you miss me?

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"Only 10,000 more years and we'll be together forever, my darling."

"You knew I was a migratory bird when you married."

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

Man and woman kissing while wearing face masks

You are not forgotten!

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

Even though we have to keep our distance...

Kathleen felt she was stuck between Iraq and a heart place.

'Mr Benett says that he's left his heart in San Fransisco.'

"I knew Mary would dump me when my fleece got a little gray."

'I'm sorry, but I just can't handle you being out at sea for so long.'

International date line.

'I'm on my way dear!'

That's a shame. What's a shame? Did I do something wrong, officer? TSA. Yes, you did. You let your boyfriend turn you down. So what if he's 15,000 miles away in Russia? If I were your man, I'd never let that stop me. I would fly to the ends of the earth for you. This routing ever work for you? Good lord this routine must work for you.

"We met in Purgatory, and I think we're going to try to make it work long distance."

Snowman fantasy

"I miss cuddling up in bed with you."

Missing You#2

"He's perfect, but he lives all the way on the other side of the apple."

'My wife and I have single beds, mine in London and hers in Lincoln.'

"It's probably bad news if she refers to the second date as 'mission creep.' "

Love in social networks

Welcome to the Ask Sadie Radio Advice Hour. You're on Vancouver. It's my boyfriend. He's so distant. No emotionally

Bob searched far and wide for his soul mate. It looked promising, aside from the language barrier and shipping costs.

'Ere what's your game It's been three weeks since you brought me a letter from my girlfriend.'