Naval Novelty Pillows

Your Country Needs MOO!

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

COWMIKAZES

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Sub Editor

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

On board the MS Hepatology

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

Horatio Nelson

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

'Honda has recalled the U.S. Sixth Fleet due to leaky sunroofs.'

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

That foggy, closed-in feeling will dissipate soon, giving you a clear view of what is ahead.

"#*@!% #*@!% #*@!%"

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

Hydrofoil wing boat.

Boating Reflection

USS Party Time.

Whale lifts up submarine out of the water.

The 'British Tar' of the Future (The Future of the Navy)

"Oh come on, rejoin the party. After all, no man is an isl –"

Polar Bear

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'