Naval Novelty Pillows

Your Country Needs MOO!

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

COWMIKAZES

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Sub Editor

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

On board the MS Hepatology

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

Horatio Nelson

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

That foggy, closed-in feeling will dissipate soon, giving you a clear view of what is ahead.

"#*@!% #*@!% #*@!%"

"Oh come on, rejoin the party. After all, no man is an isl –"

Polar Bear

Whale lifts up submarine out of the water.

USS Party Time.

Boating Reflection

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

The 'British Tar' of the Future (The Future of the Navy)

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

Hydrofoil wing boat.

Elephant's submarine too small - 'The unit on this plan is metre not foot!'