Nautical Spirit Pillows

Champagne and Oysters

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Cannonball!'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Sailor in Car.

Emergency Phone.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

On the brink.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"Shred the plank."

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Subwoofer

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

Going to Sea.

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'