Nautical Spirit Pillows

Champagne and Oysters

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Cannonball!'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Sailor in Car.

On the brink.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Emergency Phone.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Shred the plank."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Subwoofer

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Going to Sea.

"Awwwk! Mutiny is a go! Pass it on! Awwk!"

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.