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A Higgs Bosun

Captain in a storm

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Are we there yet?'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Goldfish bowl on raft...

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

"Touché"

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Moustached gentleman

Saved...life is good!

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Titanic: How's my steering.

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

A Couple in A Speedboat.

Pole Star

A Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.