Nautical Comedy Seeker Prints

"I've eaten everyone else."

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Man painting MOM on boat

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

Walking the Plank.

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'We're drifting apart.'

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

Fish near-death experiences.

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

'Aye, but can you guys get 500 channels with those hooks?'

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

The Conveyance of a Corkscrew Hand

'Of course being on short term contract, I don't enjoy the same benefits as the rest of you.'