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"I've eaten everyone else."

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Walking the Plank.

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

Man painting MOM on boat

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

'We're drifting apart.'

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

Fish near-death experiences.

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

The Conveyance of a Corkscrew Hand

"I know your rations include two limes a day, but please don't do that with them."

'Of course being on short term contract, I don't enjoy the same benefits as the rest of you.'