Nautical Humor Seekers Prints

'I was told that they are moving me to first chair tomorrow.'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"Ticket and passport, please."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

Man painting MOM on boat

Walking the Plank.

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

'We're drifting apart.'

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

'I told you we should have unionized.'

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

"Hey wader, there's a fly in my sloop"

'That's his new trophy fishwife.'

Fish near-death experiences.

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"