Naughty Humor T-Shirts

'What do you mean 'What would nanny say'?'

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'Remember you told me to be friendly to your boss.'

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

'The next patient is allergic to cotton, silk, wool and synthetics.'

"I said 'blow job' not 'blow chunks'."

Introducing: Eye-Quit. The Nicotine Patch for Pirates...

'Oops, sorry!'

"Your calculations are right- it's our teabreak!"

"Possessing both sexes, the Hypoplectrus gutavarius mates with another Hypoplectrus gutavarius, each switching roles after each encounter."

'My member requires some interest.'

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

Kangaroo walking rabbit.

Uniporn

Emigrating birds wear face masks.

North Pole Adult Toy Testing Lab

'Candor is a plus.'

'Wait, I've changed my mind. He hasn't been very good this year.'

'Firstly Madame, the Green Grocer is across the road and secondly that should explain why your 'bananas' are vibrating...!'

Vampire Selfies

'Do I have a water pump? Sure! She's sitting over there!'

'A word of advice: Don't ever try to sting a pachyderm...'

Birthday Suit Alterations

Chocolate Painting.

"Can you stop laughing? I've never seen anybody snorting woodchips through their nose before..."