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"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

'Who wants to be examined first?'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

"Extreme? Maybe. But I have the best behaved school in the district."

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

'I download music from a radio station in South Korea, and I got Seoul music.'

'I think my back is baroque!'

'Smooth move -- Now we're in REAL trouble!'

"Honey, I just got 't-boned' off I-80 West of Omaha!"

"Waiter! - will my pizza be long?"

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

'I'm going to need a Margin of Error or I can't publish your prediction of 6 more weeks of winter.'

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

"Can I get you your bill sir?"

Ed's Pizza and the Cardiology Clinic.

Atlas' Shoelace Dilemma

'See what happens when you forget to feed your pet?'

'Hold this til Tues and I'll pay you back, squid pro quo.'

Before the wheel.

'So, Harkness, I see that you have a very checkered background!'

'I think I just invented 'Rock 'n Roll'.'

'Inner-city kids in search of a butter life.'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up this office, and you'll pay the price.'

'Cheetah!'

'Do you like Indian food?' 'I have my reservations!'

'I didn't realize you were literally going to wear a little black number!'

"Late, as usual."

Fish in gaol.

Picking Brains

SALT- The horror movie