Nature Versus Nurture Explorer Gifts

Nature vs. Nietzsche.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

Fly Football

North Pole

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Allotment

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Look, a bug!"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'Are we there yet?'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Koala

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Just Stop Boil

Bird Torture.

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Koalas when no one's looking"