Nature Versus Nurture Explorer Gifts

Nature vs. Nietzsche.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

North Pole

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

Fly Football

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Allotment

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Look, a bug!"

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'Are we there yet?'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Just Stop Boil

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Koala

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Koalas when no one's looking"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'