Nature Vs Nurture Debater Gifts

"If it isn't genetic at all, but just the upshot of growing up in Jersey, will you still love me, Mona?"

Hektor Karnickle - abandoned as a baby, then adopted and raised by idiots.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Not to alarm you, but the other newborns are already ahead."

"Very nice résumé. Leave a sample of your DNA with my secretary."

'Dad has lamb's-quarter, pigweed, sheep sorrel, chickweed and buckhorn, and we can't even have a dog.'

"We Tell No One"

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Tonight's Debate. Nature versus Nurture. You believe in heredity over environment? Yep --- I was just born that way.

Nature vs. Nietzsche.

Clean the World.

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

"John thinks he's got my neuroses imprinted on him already, but I say that the OCD is pure John."

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

The Scones-Monkey Trial. Dear god-fearing jurors, I make a simple common-sense point: Of course man and monkey are not physically related. Have a look for yourself. Move to strike the example. Too late! They both stink. Hey!

Gorillas in the jungle.

"That's it - no more GM research for me..."

"I'm beginning to think I need a three-million-year sabbatical from humankind to recover my health."

Children of the Genetically Modified Corn

"I don't think I ever before-realized the distinct difference between northern and southern California."

Green Shoots

'Praying to Richard Dawkins is futile, my son.'

G.M. leaf.

HeredityEnvironmentOther.

'Either the geothermal pressures at the crustal plate boundaries forced an explosive venting of gases and lava, or else the gods are angry.'

'Evolution? You're suffering from delusions of grandeur. You were a born a monkey, are a monkey, and always will be a monkey.'

Carotene: A carrot with raging hormones.

"It's the Dr. Sadie advice hour. For the next two hours, I'll be taking nothing but Christmas-related calls."

'....I read somewhere that consuming raw flesh could be bad for your health. And given our current state of decomposition, this may not be such a good idea.'

Evolution

Cigarettes arriving at Animal Research Centre - Hooray!