Nature Satire Lovers Gifts

So much for a traditional funeral.

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'I'm an atheist!'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

Glimpses One Dollar

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

The natural selection process in golf.

Born Cynical,,,,

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

The Ultimate Green Office!

Acme Coffee Co.

"Hold on. I'll buzz you in."

Even with record Antarctic sea ice, nature finds ways to survive....

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

The Beaver Viper, found mainly in Canada, stuns its prey with a barrage of probing questions and devours the hapless beaver mid thought.

'If you're having trouble settling into a long winter's nap, try these 'hibernaton pills'!'

'The bears have monetized their brand.'

Corruption and Forestry Department: 'All trees are in a very good shapes sir!'

Emergency life raft.

"Okay, but irony aside, what happens once we get into their den?"

"Trust me, she's had work done."

"Don't tell the flat-earthers about this. We'd never hear the end of it."

'You could repeat everything they say while I imitate everything they do: It would drive them crazy...'

scavenging snakes.

'Human beings get all the breaks -- just TRY to get Medicare to pay for a tree surgeon!'

Hey, I think I'm going to like global warming.

Smoking and non-smoking sides of a Volcano.

'Oil stocks rallied today on news that a tanker ran aground and sprung a big leak in Prudhoe bay.'

Cool comb over dude!