Nature Satire Lover Gifts

"Think about it, we work every day, we don't get paid, we don't get time off: How is it not slavery?"

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

'I'm an atheist!'

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

Glimpses One Dollar

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

Even with record Antarctic sea ice, nature finds ways to survive....

Born Cynical,,,,

"It's a bird feeder to attract birds of prey."

The Ultimate Green Office!

"Hide? What do you mean hide? We are literally camouflage and they still eat us!"

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

Closed for Summer.

The Beaver Viper, found mainly in Canada, stuns its prey with a barrage of probing questions and devours the hapless beaver mid thought.

'The bears have monetized their brand.'

I see you share my hatred for hamsters..

Walrus Grooming.

Corruption and Forestry Department: 'All trees are in a very good shapes sir!'

"Okay, but irony aside, what happens once we get into their den?"

Emergency life raft.

"Trust me, she's had work done."

"Ol' coy sounds beautiful tonight. He's accidentally sat on a cactus."

'Human beings get all the breaks -- just TRY to get Medicare to pay for a tree surgeon!'

Hey, I think I'm going to like global warming.

'Oil stocks rallied today on news that a tanker ran aground and sprung a big leak in Prudhoe bay.'

"Gosh, she's sexy!"