Nature's Wardrobe Consultant Mugs

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Puss in Heels

'The Parkinson would be good PR, but should I wear the hair shirt or the sackcloth and ashes?'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

Easter Egg

Big RV Camping

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

Dave Spent the Weekend Camping

'Fairy friday.'

"How about letting me lay in the sunbeam for a little while?"

"They're all in fashion this time of year - just pick one!"

Venus Fly Trap Hat

A witch gets ready to go out

'It is you, sir, but that isn't what we're after, is it?'

"Should we look it up on Google and see if it's dangerous?"

"Seriously, Allan? Summer camo after Labour Day?! Quite the fashion faux pas, wouldn't you say?"

'Did you know the gardener also does hair?'

Tarzan got an office job...

Pumpkin

"The drone-cam shows the farmer and the dog in the high paddock, so the chicken-coop is unprotected: Go for it Dad!"

Mushrooms Fashion

"Your tags are sticking out."

"If we could just get Bill Gates to dress better, everyone would dress better."

"I was told I could bring my wardrobe consultant."

'I don't know what's worse-her knitting or her flower arranging!'

'Alright, he's in position, release the counter attack.'