Add a touch of natural charm to any space with our cozy pillows, designed for those who see themselves as nature’s own wardrobe consultant and love to surround themselves with the outdoors' beauty.
You pines should get rid of the needles --- those things are ridiculous! You're still wearing all green --- nobody with any style wears all green in autumn! My colors are their peak! People come from miles around to see me! My limbs are bare, but it the spring I'll get a new wardrobe, and you'll be wearing the same old thin! That guy "leaves" but he never goes away! (Published originally on October 16, 2011.)
"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"
'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'
Designer Kangaroo Pocket
'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'
'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'
Puss in Heels
Tarzan mobile phone
'The Parkinson would be good PR, but should I wear the hair shirt or the sackcloth and ashes?'
'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'
Easter Egg
Big RV Camping
(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them
Eden. There's great leaves to wear growing on this vine. Ah, it's the new summer clothing line!
'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'
"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."
'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'
Dave Spent the Weekend Camping
'Fairy friday.'
Venus Fly Trap Hat
"They're all in fashion this time of year - just pick one!"
'It is you, sir, but that isn't what we're after, is it?'
A witch gets ready to go out
"How about letting me lay in the sunbeam for a little while?"
"Should we look it up on Google and see if it's dangerous?"
'Did you know the gardener also does hair?'
"Seriously, Allan? Summer camo after Labour Day?! Quite the fashion faux pas, wouldn't you say?"
Pumpkin
Mushrooms Fashion
Tarzan got an office job...
"The drone-cam shows the farmer and the dog in the high paddock, so the chicken-coop is unprotected: Go for it Dad!"
"Your tags are sticking out."
"If we could just get Bill Gates to dress better, everyone would dress better."
"I was told I could bring my wardrobe consultant."
'I don't know what's worse-her knitting or her flower arranging!'
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