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"April fool! . . . it'll melt. . ."

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"Do you know a good chiropractor?"

Incorrect weather forecasts.

"Objection! 'Alleged' Murder Hornet!"

"Is the salmon fresh?"

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

Mamoose...

"I'm more of a day owl."

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

"What pheromone are you using?"

"Relax, he's just checking his p-mail."

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Van Gogh. . .Goghing. . . Goghing. . . Goghne.

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

Pirate Artist

Everytime I fan my tail feathers, I throw out my back.

"It's time your father woke up. Go rattle the people's garbage cans next door."

"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"

Football Boomerang.

'Every day they get bolder.'

Sign reads 'Your Ocean Neighbors.'

'Good afternoon, Madam. I believe you have a termite problem?'