Nature's Unpredictability Fan Mugs

"April fool! . . . it'll melt. . ."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Incorrect weather forecasts.

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"I'm more of a day owl."

Mamoose...

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

"Is the salmon fresh?"

"Objection! 'Alleged' Murder Hornet!"

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."

"Relax, he's just checking his p-mail."

"What pheromone are you using?"

Van Gogh. . .Goghing. . . Goghing. . . Goghne.

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

Pirate Artist

Everytime I fan my tail feathers, I throw out my back.

'Every day they get bolder.'

'Good afternoon, Madam. I believe you have a termite problem?'

"Hand on a minute! Wipe your feet before you step into my mouth will you!?"

Football Boomerang.

"It's time your father woke up. Go rattle the people's garbage cans next door."

Sign reads 'Your Ocean Neighbors.'

"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"