Nature's Spokesperson Gifts

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

Deforestation.

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Privates Beach"

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

"The Nominees"

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

Ecological balance.

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

The Destruction of the Environment

Ornithologist

Grass huggers.

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

"I like to stay on top of things."

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

Crime Scene

The Very Bad Plot of a Very Bad Ecological Thriller

World on Fire