Nature's Prank Targets Gifts

Noah's Dinghy

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Watering the garden gnome

"Yes, I'm sure some child in Brussels won't starve if you eat his sprouts."

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

'What kind of bulbs did you put in here?'

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

"It was worth a try."

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

"What do you mean you forgot where you buried dad?!"

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.

Squirrel decorates its tail as a christmas tree

Ducks on the Wall poop on a guys head

Revenge on Santa

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

"Let's tell him we've been good. He probably won't call our bluff."

Reindeer Farts: 'Shouldn't have stopped for those chilli dogs.'

Hunting wildfowl

'Santa Claus again for you.'

Alice became the first person in history to be beatend to death with 'vegetarian turducken'."

Here's the plan: we ask for a pet bunny this Easter, then it eats all the broccoli in in the garden this summer.

"Wait - use a knife. It's greener."

Ice fishing from a suckerhole

"Remember what happens in vegans stays in vegans."

Moral: Let sleeping bags lie

"Ha! The joke's on him. All I did was pee."

"So, how long have you two been in Ghana studying the apes?"