Nature's Prank Victim Gifts

"Why do birds only crap on clean cars?"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Apple harvest."

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Where are you going?'

Watering the garden gnome

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

"Oh goodie, pigs in a blanket."

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

'Remember, Son, to occasionally take time to stop and pee on the roses.'

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

Noah's Dinghy

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.

Ducks on the Wall poop on a guys head

"I've just sacked the gardener as you said Dear.."

Drones Unlimited

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"

Squirrel decorates its tail as a christmas tree

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

"Do I know every strand back there? Nahhh! What's the worst that could happen?"

'Why do I always fall for the guys who treat me like dirt?'

Baseball says to prankster basketball: You're such a joker.

Runaway leaf.