Nature's Prank Victim Gifts

"Why do birds only crap on clean cars?"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Apple harvest."

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Watering the garden gnome

'Where are you going?'

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

"Oh goodie, pigs in a blanket."

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

'My Dad gave him a parking ticket for standing on his vegetable patch!'

"Stop right there, it's my stockbroker: I have to take this!"

"Yeah, it's a Christmas tree alright! So, we know exactly where the antelopes will be early morning on Christmas day..."

Noah's Dinghy

Ducks on the Wall poop on a guys head

"I've just sacked the gardener as you said Dear.."

The Grim Reaper feeding pigeons arsenic.

'Remember, Son, to occasionally take time to stop and pee on the roses.'

Spiro & Pusho go hunting.

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

Drones Unlimited

Squirrel decorates its tail as a christmas tree

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"

'Nobody said anything about a bagpipe ban.'

Baseball says to prankster basketball: You're such a joker.

"Do I know every strand back there? Nahhh! What's the worst that could happen?"

Hunting wildfowl

Runaway leaf.

'Ha! Who said flowers don't have a sense of humour?'