Nature's Practical Jokers Mugs

Hunting wildfowl

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Just a little seasoning...

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"I'm a monster."

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Buck Naked

Watering the garden gnome

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

Evolution...the booted flamingo.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

Horse rides over a judge.

'Steroids.'

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"

"Remember last October when you had on your autumn colors and we were hugging like this? And that tiny chipmunk jumped on my face? That was nuts!"

'Our newest board member wants a ban on animal testing except for rodents.'