Nature's Jesters Mugs

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Watering the garden gnome

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.'

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

'It must be a milkfish.'

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

'He said his first buzz word today!'

Steinbeck - stuck on the title page (Grapes of Wrath).

'He's not here.He's out on a sting operation.'

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

A man squashed by a giant leaf

"Oh goodie, pigs in a blanket."

Man shouting 'timberrrr!'

'She's no ladybird Stan...' - Ladybird says 'bum...bottom.'

"Here, try this anti-dandruff fertiliser my gardener recommended."

"He damaged a nerve when he pulled the thorn out. I'd have had a surefire malpractice suit if I hadn't eaten him."

Vendor is the knight: knight sells hotdogs.

Unfortunately what happens in the cow's digestional tract doesn't stay in the cow's digestional tract!

Cut down your own tree.

Coast to coast walk.

'GIT!!!'

"Have you ever wondered if there's more to life than this..?"

"Not the God I expected."

Banana Arcade Game

"Do I know every strand back there? Nahhh! What's the worst that could happen?"

'Cheetah?... Boy?...Simba?... Jane?....'

'Fred, you're not getting taller, just fatter.'