Nature's Jesters Prints

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

Watering the garden gnome

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.'

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

'He said his first buzz word today!'

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

'Be careful. The plate is hot!'

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

'It must be a milkfish.'

Steinbeck - stuck on the title page (Grapes of Wrath).

A man squashed by a giant leaf

'He's not here.He's out on a sting operation.'

"Oh goodie, pigs in a blanket."

Finish Annual IOK Grunion Run

Man shouting 'timberrrr!'

'She's no ladybird Stan...' - Ladybird says 'bum...bottom.'

'Oh, about your theory - Heisenberg thinks he's found a loophole.'

Vendor is the knight: knight sells hotdogs.

Unfortunately what happens in the cow's digestional tract doesn't stay in the cow's digestional tract!

"Here, try this anti-dandruff fertiliser my gardener recommended."

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Chris Matthews'

"He damaged a nerve when he pulled the thorn out. I'd have had a surefire malpractice suit if I hadn't eaten him."

Cut down your own tree.

'GIT!!!'

"Have you ever wondered if there's more to life than this..?"

"Not the God I expected."

Coast to coast walk.

Skunk.'Watch it! He's getting ready to spray'

Banana Arcade Game

'Fred, you're not getting taller, just fatter.'