Nature's Jokester Mugs

Watering the garden gnome

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

Deer Season Open.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Try me/try me/try me...

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

I told you we were late!

"Get out of my face!"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Pray for me.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Slug Bait- snails love it

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

'Have you had a brazilian?'

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"I'm a monster."