Nature's Practical Jokers T-Shirts

Hunting wildfowl

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Just a little seasoning...

"I'm a monster."

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

Watering the garden gnome

Buck Naked

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Evolution...the booted flamingo.

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

Horse rides over a judge.

'Steroids.'

'That's what I said,dear-your dinner's in the chippie..'

Why Crabs Make Lousy Soldiers.

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

Seriously, try leaving them out for a day. They're delicious al dente!

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

C'mon! Let's go! Hey, you knew I was a nightcrawler when you married me.

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

"Remember last October when you had on your autumn colors and we were hugging like this? And that tiny chipmunk jumped on my face? That was nuts!"