Nature's Pharmacist Pillows

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

2021

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

vaccine wars.

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

Thank you, Essential Workers

'Just follow these simple instructions.'

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

I'm taking you off trying to stay young.

Fighting the Pandemic

Booster shots

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."