Nature's Perfumer Pillows

Deodorant for Compost.

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

Men's fragrances...

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Medicinal plants

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"The antidote is $150."

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

Pheromones.

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

Ornithologist

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"I like to stay on top of things."

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Man and bird

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

Sweet Smell of Success $10.