Nature's Perfumer Pillows

Deodorant for Compost.

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Men's fragrances...

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Medicinal plants

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

"The antidote is $150."

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

Pheromones.

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

Ornithologist

"I like to stay on top of things."

"I asked for a bottle of something that would make men drool over me. This is bourbon."

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Man and bird

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'