Nature's Janitor Fan Pillows

'I don't understand: Everyone stopped when I joined the food-fight at school...'

"I love you too, big guy."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Camping-Pong

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

Tortoise polishing his shell

Incorrect weather forecasts.

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Leadership never hibernates.

Loggerheads

Mamoose...

Aargh, Many Trees

Newton discovers deforestation.

"Is the salmon fresh?"

"I'm more of a day owl."

"Nature can be cruel, but occasionally there are instances of great compassion."

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

'My pine scented spray keeps the bugs away, but what do I do about the beavers?'

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

"What pheromone are you using?"

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."