Nature's Financier T-Shirts

Saving for Retirement.

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

Investments: Yes, we have organic, local & cruelty-free stocks.

"Before we discuss your loan, Mr Carlson, perhaps you'd like to spend a few moments with out bank chaplain."

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Fred knew he was safe as long as he stayed in the puddle...

'Damn it, he's lawyered up! By the time this works its way through the courts he'll be out of season!'

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

'Ready for your first lesson in negotiations?'

'The Dow is going up, the Dow is going down, the Dow is...'

Woman tries to pray for the rain to end.

'Here's your room... Just put your sample in here and buzz me when you're ready.'

It's important to maintain liquidity! It must be a business school.

'My dad showed me how to make awesome paper airplanes out of corporate bonds.'

'I'm here to test the magic 8-ball.'

" 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogroves, and the mome raths outgrabe fifty basis points."

'So many potential customers... unfortunately, they're not credit-worthy.'

'The share market fell today because a Blue Wren was spotted.'

'I see you've laid up for yourselves treasures in heaven. Is this some sort of tax dodge?'

"If I knew what effect Trump will have on our stock funds, maybe I could sleep."

"Relax, Eddie. Our research division says the fundamentals look good."

'I'm sorry my Queen, but Snow White also has a much healthier portfolio than you do.'

Loan Office. Is the money locally grown?

"God spoke to me in a dream and it really changed my life. He told me to diversify my portfolio."

'I'd like to achieve a higher level of consciousness when it comes to picking winning stocks.'

Porridge stocks are down

Pound sign in a stained glass window of a church.

'I'm tired of begging, so I'm applying for a loan.'

"I've been thinking maybe I should invest some of me gold in stocks or bonds."