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'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

Saving for Retirement.

'A few days away from those sharks on Wall Street will make all the difference.'

Modern camping

Businessman on a Slippery Downward Slide.

"Dow-Jones Index...Dow-Jones Index..."

'My investment club had morphed into a support group.'

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."

"I didn't just store my acorns - I invested them in a high performance stock portfolio."

'I invested in a completely new economic system for the country, but the instructions are in japanese.'

'We have an excellent investment counselor and if things don't work out, an equally good investment therapist.'

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

'How about a romantic caper about two lost souls who meet and find happiness investing in mutual funds.'

'I'll show you my investment opportunity if you'll show me yours.'

"By 2020 millennials will control half of all investible assets...and we're still paying her car insurance?"

'We've discovered the Cave of Missing Accounting Ledgers.'

'The Dow is going up, the Dow is going down, the Dow is...'

"Joey, that's what sets us apart from other species - the ability to chase investment yield for fun and profit."

Global Money Markets Roller-Coaster Ride.

'Help! Blew all my casino Blackjack winnings by gambling them on wall street!'

A Spider checking out Webcams.

'Bank A' about to jump into to pool of competition followed by banks B and C

'I can still remember the days when you had a social conscience'.

"The stock market roller coaster rides of late have taught me a thing or two. Sell all your assets and stick with cash."

'I've decided to hang in for the long-term. Maybe even all day!'

Herd of Hedge Fund Managers about to cross a river.

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"Auditor's here."

'I'm sorry, Sir. Your money has been squandered in high risk hedge funds.'

"Hey Siri, when's the next full moon?"

'No, it wasn't a horror movie, It was the gas bill'