Nature's Constructor T-Shirts

Woodpecker House

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Building Blocks.

God's Sticky Notes

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

A Tree Fights Back

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

Hottest temperatures on record.

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

"The future of resilience is diversity, not monoculture. And I'm not JUST referring to vegetation."

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

Look at all the pretty flowers....Neonicotinoids.

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

"Here lies Ole Kirk Christiansen. Born 1891. Died 1958. Founder of Lego."

No, he's not metamorphosing. He's in a time-out.

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

Luther Burbank

'You'll have to cut down on the gardening...it's a nasty case of Green flies.'

Frankenfood farms: pest-resistant, fresher-longer, who-knows-what produce.

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

Conducting the Dawn Chorus.

"We really need to recognise the significance of climate change..."

Oil Spill Clean up.

'Here's your room... Just put your sample in here and buzz me when you're ready.'

"How'd you know I was from New York?"

Topiary Portraits

When I get enough Legos, I'm building a place of my own.

Hedge trimming.

Birdhouse Shapes