Nature's Constructor T-Shirts

Woodpecker House

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Building Blocks.

God's Sticky Notes

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

Hottest temperatures on record.

"The future of resilience is diversity, not monoculture. And I'm not JUST referring to vegetation."

Look at all the pretty flowers....Neonicotinoids.

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

'You'll have to cut down on the gardening...it's a nasty case of Green flies.'

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

Luther Burbank

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

Frankenfood farms: pest-resistant, fresher-longer, who-knows-what produce.

"Here lies Ole Kirk Christiansen. Born 1891. Died 1958. Founder of Lego."

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

Conducting the Dawn Chorus.

Topiary Portraits

"How'd you know I was from New York?"

"We really need to recognise the significance of climate change..."

Oil Spill Clean up.

'Here's your room... Just put your sample in here and buzz me when you're ready.'

Hedge trimming.

Garden Art

Birdhouse Shapes