Nature Retreat Prints

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

A world full of noise!

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Scurile travels

"I'm going on a retreat."

Monk on the beach

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

Priest

'See what happens when meditation isn't supervised?'

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

"At last - no Trump."

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."

Go away

"Tuesday is my day off - leave a message..."

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

"This ashram looks good. Every night after dinner they have a stand-up guru."

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

"I always come here when I need to blow of some steam."

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

'It was a long trip, but the french fries are worth it.'

"He used to be in advertising"

Glad we moved out of the City

A rest by the way

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

"I'm sorry, John, I don't think I'll ever understand the thrill of spending $20 of bait to catch $5 of fish!"