Retreat Into Nature Prints

Hermit

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Scurile travels

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'You have to admit Darling that there's an awesome view from our eyrie...'

"I'm going on a retreat."

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

A man sitting in the grass reading

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

Gertie, the tree climbing has to stop!

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

"At last - no Trump."

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

"I'm getting bitten, and it's not by tall bond traders with accents."

"What … have … you … done?"

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

Go away

City Hammock

"That's better! - I can't bear the noise of the rain on my roof..."

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

Spring

"A movie? I would rather watch this!"

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

Catching the Sun

"Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the heat..."