Nature Retreat Seeker Prints

Glad we moved out of the City

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"I'm going on a retreat."

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

Big RV Camping

Spring Training

"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."

Tourist is told to go home by a monument

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

Garden Furniture

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

Ocean sounds $1.00

'Talk about quiet, I didn't even hear them move in last night.'

Fisherman finds a Poison Ivy Warning Sign.

"Can I see your license Sir?"

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

'That's what I hate about Rental Boats.'

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em...so Fred beat all the Dandelions together and made wine!

A rest by the way

"I was social distancing. Until you just showed up."

"I'm sorry, John, I don't think I'll ever understand the thrill of spending $20 of bait to catch $5 of fish!"

"Before the 'stay at home order' I would just spray these weeds... Now pulling them something for me to do."

Have a Nice Day Bird Formation

"With the help of workaholics anonymous, I was able to quit my job and take my life back."

Vacation away from the government.

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Talk about your small world - they're the couple that asked us about a nice quiet place for a picnic!"

"It's amazing you do this and aren't even on social media."

Hermit

Cute 1 bdrm cottage next to beach $2500 a month - No dogs.