Nature Pun Aficionado Gifts

"No conifering, please."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Satya Nutella

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"1-1"

Motorherd

Bangers and Mash

DUNVOTIN

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

Cat Scan

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

No jay walking.

Litterary Dogs.

Mexican Jumping Balls.

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

"What a coincidence, that's my name, too!"

Better Not Squash.

You've been sitting on molehills again, haven't you?

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

'If you're out of quarterly earnings, I'll take the assets and liabilities breakdown.'

Beam Me Up Spotty

Afraid of change - leave it here.

Laughter Is The Best Medicine

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Snowman in hospital bed with snow globe I.V.