Nature Nuzzlers Pillows

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

My boat

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

"Come on, just try it."

A vampire lays in his coffin and he has put his vampire dentures in a glass beside the coffin.

Exercise for the end of the day...

'I don't care if it has lettuce, tomato, special sauce on a sesame bun...it's still liver!'

Foodie Bank

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.

Ditching Masks as Lockdown Eases

Lavender under my pillow helps me sleep! At least until the hay fever kicks in!

"Man, I love roughing it out here... but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

"He says he's three months late because of Readers' Block!"

"It's really freaking me out!! Every time I go for a walk I hear footsteps behind me. I stop, they stop, I turn around..."

A turtle takes a bath.

'We're slowly disappearing, Marty. Shouldn't we do something?'

'Second childhood menu, please!'

'Well, it might be hard to believe now, but in my youth, I was the fastest animal on land...'

Man eating 'after work mints'

'She went down 80 years ago, and there's still a line to get to the wine bar.'

If you give a mouse a French cookie

Natural sleep