Nature Cuddler Pillows

"The hugging’s OK. The humping... not so much."

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

A midwife holding a baby

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Canine Companion

'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'

Love a Mutt

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Cling-On Dog

Dog lover

"He's already getting attached to you."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"I hate it when we fight."

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

A Tit for Tat.

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

Bed Seasons

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

Keeping Warm in Winter

'The word bath is mentioned.'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

Fur Baby

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

'Next!'

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

'First of all, calm down - your allowed to be on the couch.'

"It's a good boy!"

Puppy.

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'