Nature-nurture Debater Pillows

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Very nice résumé. Leave a sample of your DNA with my secretary."

"Woo-hoo!"

'Dad has lamb's-quarter, pigweed, sheep sorrel, chickweed and buckhorn, and we can't even have a dog.'

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

Clean the World.

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

Nature vs. Nietzsche.

Organ Donor Card

Prisoner speech

"This is where petrophysics leaves off, and petrochemistry steps in."

Gorillas in the jungle.

"John thinks he's got my neuroses imprinted on him already, but I say that the OCD is pure John."

"If thinking about sin is as bad as committing it, why not go ahead and commit it?"

Scarecrow holding a sign 'Genetically modified crop', crow comments "Now that is scary"

"I'm beginning to think I need a three-million-year sabbatical from humankind to recover my health."

"I don't think I ever before-realized the distinct difference between northern and southern California."

"Oh. . . and this one, Jerimiah 19.9 'And I will make them eat the flesh or their sons and daughters'."

'I find them ineffective myself.'

Controversy over species-change operations...

Green Shoots

"Just my luck to marry the only man in town with the mind-body problem."

'Evolution? You're suffering from delusions of grandeur. You were a born a monkey, are a monkey, and always will be a monkey.'

HeredityEnvironmentOther.

"Why not use thoughts and prayers to stop abortions? That's what you've been using to stop school shootings."

'Our high prices have helped lower highway fatalities, but do we get any thanks? No.'

"My grandmother died last night even though I prayed for her..." "...I guess I should brace myself for a sarcastic comment about faith."