Nature Vs Nurture Enthusiast Pillows

"John thinks he's got my neuroses imprinted on him already, but I say that the OCD is pure John."

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

North Pole

Allotment

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Bird Torture.

An old man growing berries

Just Stop Boil

Insect extinction

"It says here that people can't live without soil. I knew it!"

Mad about Roses!

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'That plant food really works!'

'So this is goodbye then!'

Population rocket

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Nature Lovers

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"You must have a green thumb."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Earth Mother

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."