Nature-nurture Debater T-Shirts

Tonight's Debate. Nature versus Nurture. You believe in heredity over environment? Yep --- I was just born that way.

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Very nice résumé. Leave a sample of your DNA with my secretary."

"Woo-hoo!"

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

'Dad has lamb's-quarter, pigweed, sheep sorrel, chickweed and buckhorn, and we can't even have a dog.'

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

Prisoner speech

Nature vs. Nietzsche.

Organ Donor Card

Clean the World.

Entomology. Ant Colony. Ants must worry about their work-life balance.

"This is where petrophysics leaves off, and petrochemistry steps in."

"If thinking about sin is as bad as committing it, why not go ahead and commit it?"

Gorillas in the jungle.

"John thinks he's got my neuroses imprinted on him already, but I say that the OCD is pure John."

The Scones-Monkey Trial. Dear god-fearing jurors, I make a simple common-sense point: Of course man and monkey are not physically related. Have a look for yourself. Move to strike the example. Too late! They both stink. Hey!

I have a confession. Sometimes I doubt that God is really a giant chicken. Eggnostics.

Scarecrow holding a sign 'Genetically modified crop', crow comments "Now that is scary"

"I'm beginning to think I need a three-million-year sabbatical from humankind to recover my health."

Green Shoots

The Global War Against Global Warming

Controversy over species-change operations...

"Oh. . . and this one, Jerimiah 19.9 'And I will make them eat the flesh or their sons and daughters'."

"I don't think I ever before-realized the distinct difference between northern and southern California."

'I find them ineffective myself.'

"Just my luck to marry the only man in town with the mind-body problem."

"Why not use thoughts and prayers to stop abortions? That's what you've been using to stop school shootings."

Frank and Ernest's Cerebral Questions. Today's question is would an "elbowhead" be smarter or dumber than a "knucklehead"?

'Our high prices have helped lower highway fatalities, but do we get any thanks? No.'

'Evolution? You're suffering from delusions of grandeur. You were a born a monkey, are a monkey, and always will be a monkey.'

HeredityEnvironmentOther.