Nature Nitwit T-Shirts

Stuck in the stile.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Bubble gum leaves

Botany Baby!

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

"I can't wait to start growing limbs so that I can use a tablet..."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

Woman knitting a washing line.

Knitted Kitty.

Watering the garden in the rain.

'What's the difference? It was a man-made lake in the first place.'

Entomology Reference

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

'Fancy a swift half?'

Frogs

I want to be a lawn!

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Maple tree donating syrup at a syrup drive clinic.

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Quick, Gardener's World is on!