Nature-loving Quarterback Pillows

'Nice toss. But if you want a real tight spiral, try getting your elbow up and throwing right over your ear.'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

Baby in Bike Basket

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Staying Warm.

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

'Look at this mess! Egg everywhere! You're benched, Collins. I have no use for a quarterback who can't scramble.'

"Cool! My tweets are echoing the canyon!"

"We'll see who wins on Sunday, and more importantly, if we'll hear 'Not Like Us' at halftime."

'I'm working on the report for the third quarter as we speak.'

Tom Brady retires after finally seeing his shadow

"Ugh, I hate it when the stampede stops to do 'the wave.'"

It's tough being a quarterback in a new year's eve game. All the receivers want to drop the ball.

Cellist site reading birds on telephone wires.

'Save some purrs for when I play quarterback for the Saints.'

"My handicap is the water, trees, windows, the highway..."

Super Bowl Monday

"And here goes the gun signalling the start of the season."

'Courtney, send in someone who knows a zig from a zag.'

'If you guys take it easy on me I'll let you be in my next T.V. commercial.'

Wilkins refused to sink to their level.

'Of course I'm concerned with green issues...'

"By the way, does either of you chaps happen to know anything abut Bonsai?"

Football fan buries television.

'Quit rushing me.'