Nature-loving Quarterback Mugs

'Nice toss. But if you want a real tight spiral, try getting your elbow up and throwing right over your ear.'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

Baby in Bike Basket

Staying Warm.

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'

"We'll see who wins on Sunday, and more importantly, if we'll hear 'Not Like Us' at halftime."

"Cool! My tweets are echoing the canyon!"

'Look at this mess! Egg everywhere! You're benched, Collins. I have no use for a quarterback who can't scramble.'

'I'm working on the report for the third quarter as we speak.'

"Ugh, I hate it when the stampede stops to do 'the wave.'"

Tom Brady retires after finally seeing his shadow

Cellist site reading birds on telephone wires.

"My handicap is the water, trees, windows, the highway..."

'Save some purrs for when I play quarterback for the Saints.'

Super Bowl Monday

"And here goes the gun signalling the start of the season."

'Courtney, send in someone who knows a zig from a zag.'

'Quit rushing me.'

'If you guys take it easy on me I'll let you be in my next T.V. commercial.'

'Of course I'm concerned with green issues...'

Wilkins refused to sink to their level.

"By the way, does either of you chaps happen to know anything abut Bonsai?"

Football fan buries television.

"Mind if I put the game on?"